SATAN ARRIVES MAY 1st,
AND HE'S BRINGING DRINKS!

We know you LOVE popping cherries! Celebrate the fact that Satan's Got You By The Balls with our powerful, great-tasting, wild cherry flavored 4 oz. shots of pure cane sugar, 200 mg of caffeine, a shitload of Vitamins B3, B6 and B12, and none of the other useless and harmful chemicals that the other brands have in their mixes.

Admit it sinner - you never grew out of your addiction to lemonade, and neither have we. SUGAR FREE - just sucralose. Chug down a 4 oz. shot of our low cal, low carb mix of 200 mg of caffeine with a shitload of B3/6/12 vitamins from 666 Energy - the ONLY lemonade stand approved by SATAN.

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